May 2013
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WatchHappy birthday, Mr. Colbert
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I have this crazy inane tendency to rewatch all the saddest bits of ten x rose when I’m drunk and cry or compose poetry (maybe it’s prose idk i’m not sane atm)
currently slightly inebriated because I just came back from a club with real people and here I am watching Journey’s End because I AM PSYCHO.
I was just laying in the tanning bed
sade:
(which is giving me cancer, I KNOW) and I actually thought to myself, “Man…you know what would be nice? A big tanning bed that you could like walk around in and just tan, so you’re not bored for 15 minutes laying here.”
Then I was like, “Oh wait, that’s the outside you’re thinking of, Sade. The outside.”
So. Put me down pls.
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Non satis est pulchra esse poemata; dulcia sunto Et quocumque volent animum auditoris agunto. Ut ridentibus adrident, ita flentibus adflent
humani vultus. Si vis me flere, dolendum est
primum ipsi tibi: tunc tua me infortunia laedent,
Telephe vel Peleu; male si mandata loqueris,
aut dormitabo aut ridebo: tristia maestum vultum verba decent; iratum, plena minarum ludentum lasciva, severum...
April 2013
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Watchall I’ve ever wanted is to be popular / Are You Popular?
Penmanship is now 'handwriting' as Washington... →
shortformblog:
SEATTLE (Reuters) - Washington state’s governor signed into law on Monday the final piece of a six-year effort to rewrite state laws using gender-neutral vocabulary, replacing terms such as “fisherman” and “freshman” with “fisher” and “first-year student.”
While this may not have an immediate tangible effect, words and language play a significant role in shaping how we think,...
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LOLcat Wasteland
1. IM IN UR WASTELAND BURYING UR DEAD[[MORE]] april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has. (1) april in ur memoriez, making ur desire. spring rain in ur dull rootzes. earth in ur winter, covered in snow can has potato. PO-TA-TO. INVISIBLE SUMMER! RAININGZES! im in ur hofgarden, drinking ur coffeez. at archduke’s haus, invisible sled! im in ur moutainz, holding on tight. no can has cheezburger. oral...
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“april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has. (1)
april in ur memoriez, making ur...”
– found this in my fb notes from 2009. Don’t remember the source. LOLcat Eliot - read the rest here
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Hope when you take that jump you don’t feel the fall Hope when the water rises you built a wall Hope when the crowd screams out they’re screaming your name Hope if everybody runs you choose to stay Hope that you fall in love and it hurts so bad The only way you can know you gave it all you had And I hope that you don’t suffer but take the pain Hope when the moment comes,...
“People are surprised. Of course, some people are surprised I can even read.”
– - George W. Bush, on his painting hobby (x)
Say what you want about his Presidency, but post-politics GWB is chill as eff. (via bestrooftalkever)
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The New Yorker: Shouts & Murmurs: The Collected... →
Five years ago, I met the most beautiful woman in the world. She wasn’t just the love of my life, she was my very best friend and closest confidant, and the past few years have been the happiest I’ve ever experienced.
That relationship has run its course, and so my girlfriend will be…
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“And “date” is exactly how this relationship looks to be playing out,...”
– the Guardian
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“Calling the overall human experience “poignant,” “thought-provoking,” and a...”
– The Onion did a beautiful thing on this one. (via coketalk)
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March 2013
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