April 7, 2014

(Source: jimmytfallon, via helnasty)

April 5, 2014

bobbycaputo:

Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart Act Like NYC Tourists

(via npr)

April 5, 2014
sade:

NOPE. american apparel, y’all are filthy and wrong for this one. in no way is this advertising the pleated mini skirt. it isn’t advertising anything aside from the idea that women are objects made for the voyeuristic, creepy male gaze. and after listening in on conference calls between Dov Charney and his managers (my friend worked for him and constantly took conference calls outside of her normal working hours) and hearing how he speaks to them - which, spoiler alert, is disgusting and 100% disrespectful…”shut the fuck up unless I ask to hear your opinion” is a direct quote - I want nothing to do with this shitty brand. peace, fucking chodes. all your shit is basic as hell and not in the cool normcore way you’d like everyone to think it is. 

sade:

NOPE. american apparel, y’all are filthy and wrong for this one. in no way is this advertising the pleated mini skirt. it isn’t advertising anything aside from the idea that women are objects made for the voyeuristic, creepy male gaze. and after listening in on conference calls between Dov Charney and his managers (my friend worked for him and constantly took conference calls outside of her normal working hours) and hearing how he speaks to them - which, spoiler alert, is disgusting and 100% disrespectful…”shut the fuck up unless I ask to hear your opinion” is a direct quote - I want nothing to do with this shitty brand. peace, fucking chodes. all your shit is basic as hell and not in the cool normcore way you’d like everyone to think it is. 

April 3, 2014

coketalk:

Boss (Ryan Hemsworth Remix) - Tinashe

Whoever recommended this, yeah. You’re right.

March 28, 2014
"I will be your
7 AM sleepy kisses
8 AM French toast
9 AM rushed goodbyes
10 AM love calls
11 AM daydreams
12 PM lunch notes
1 PM new email
2 PM coffee break texts
3 PM reminiscent thoughts
4 PM longing
5 PM drained love
6 PM post-work hugs
7 PM dinner companion
8 PM wine bottle
9 PM tango
10 PM readying for bed
11 PM bedtime stories
12 PM Midnight Sonata
1 AM confessions
2 AM heavy snores
3 AM morning sex
4 AM driftless sleep
5 AM frenzied fantasies
6 AM rapturous sleep
I will be your
Clock."

Grace C., Timepiece (via triumphofdesire)

(via dancingpapayas)

March 28, 2014

nevver:

Twin Peaks, Draw the Simpsons

March 28, 2014
http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/81008893729/1-dai-gurl-n-boi-r-mekin-out-dey-r-in-luv-gurl

bestrooftalkever:

1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has…

March 23, 2014
copyranter:

Yoga cat.

copyranter:

Yoga cat.

March 22, 2014
lilbdoka:

"Ay shouts out to all you magical girls out there hustlin’ and sufferin’ in tha cut. Stay positive and I love you." - Lil B

lilbdoka:

"Ay shouts out to all you magical girls out there hustlin’ and sufferin’ in tha cut. Stay positive and I love you." - Lil B

(via sidneyle)

March 17, 2014

digg:

What the LA earthquake looked like on live TV. (Video)

They are so prepared and put together hahaha